Every December the BH3 gathers together in the spirit of the season to share a few brews, reminisce about the past year, and give awards to the most under and over achieving hashers in our kennel. Awards include such pack favorites as Best Trail, Worst Trail, Most Improved Hasher, Best Hash Crash, and Worst Hash Name. There is also a Yankee Swap (think liquor, porn, Hello Kitty Stationary, anything from Spencer’s Gifts… just as long as it is under $10) and the chance to sit on Santa’s lap! Past Santa’s have included JMo Claus, Friar Claus, and Cuffy Claus… who’s lap will you and 60 of your closest friends be sitting on this year? And to make things more interesting and risky, the Santa suit has likely never been cleaned so there is a good chance that everyone is going home with something! Happy Holidays!
And, the Top Five Reasons to attend the Hash Ho-liday Party are:
- The food isn't pizza.
- You can't wait to get the Jizzmopper's mail as a Yankee Swap present.
- Who wouldn't want to sit on the lap of Cuffy Claus?
- When else does Sugar Plum wear a suit?
- We might give your Shitty-Trail-Of-The-Year award to someone more deserving.
2006: Check out pics from Cum is Kosher
2001: Check out the write up from Cums Alone