Questions that Virgins Have

+ Who's a virgin?

- Who's a virgin?

If you have never attended a hash before, YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN! And you thought that after your first lay the abuse would end. Guess again.

+ NEED TO EDIT How do I find the Hash?

- How do I find the Hash?

Each week, hashers meet at a predetermined place, referred to as a “pre-lube.” There are various ways to find out where and when the hash will start. The first is this site, click on “Next Hash Info” for where the next hash is. You can also call the Hash Hotline at 617-499-4835 and the recording will give you all the information you need to show up at the right place. Or, you can join the runs Yahoo list by clicking here. You will receive e-mails about all the runs and other events in the Boston Hash. You don’t need to let anyone know you are coming, just show up!

+ How do I join the Hash?

- How do I join the Hash?

Just show up to one of the trails. On your first trail, you will be a virgin but can consider yourself a hasher thereafter. In Boston, you may get a hash name on your fourth or fifth trail.

+ If I attend a hash, do I have any obligation to show up regularly or pay dues?

- If I attend a hash, do I have any obligation to show up regularly or pay dues?

In Boston, the $10 you pay at the end of each trail is the only money we ask you to pay. We have people who show up once a week, and we have people who show up once a year (or less). If you had a good time, come back. If you decide that hashing is not for you, just stop showing up.

+ What exactly is a Hash Name?

- What exactly is a Hash Name?

A "Hash Name" is the name that hashers go by during hash events. Every hash member receives a hash name, as decided by the other hashers, after their fourth or fifth trail. Usually this name has some connection with a personal embarrassing event, or has sexual implications. In any case, it is usually a name that you don’t refer to in public, sign on your e-mails, or put on your resume. The more embarrassed or dissatisfied you are with your hash name, the more likely you are to be given that name…

+ So what's the deal with the term Hash?

- So what's the deal with the term Hash?

Okay, here's the story: The Hash House Harriers phenomenon began in 1938 with an Englishman named Albert Stephen Gispert in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. He gathered together a group of British expatriates to play a variation of a game known as the "paper chase" or "Hares and Hounds", an English schoolboy's game. The group got its name from their hangout, The Selangor Club, which was commonly called the "Hash House" due to its barely edible food. Need more info? See our history section.

+ I'm oversensitive and easily offended. Is Hashing right for me?

- I'm oversensitive and easily offended. Is Hashing right for me?

No. You should find a different hobby (suing people, tree hugging, protesting, etc.)

+ What kind of people attend the Hash?

- What kind of people attend the Hash?

People from all walks of life, from judges to students. You'll find hard-core runners, non-competitive runners, walkers, and those that just like to get out and get a little exercise. In all cases, they are people that enjoy a good laugh, and can have some fun socializing while still getting some exercise.

+ Can I bring my children to a Hash event?

- Can I bring my children to a Hash event?

It's not recommended unless you're setting aside money for psychotherapy. Unfortunately, we're not a family hash.

+ Can I participate in a Hash event without being forced to drink alcohol?

- Can I participate in a Hash event without being forced to drink alcohol?

Absolutely. Although a healthy tolerance for people who drink is desirable, the point of hashing is to have fun and get some exercise.

+ I want to be a hare. What do I do?

- I want to be a hare. What do I do?

First, attend a few runs so that you get the idea of what hashing is about. After that, contact our Hare Raiser, the hasher who ropes in other hashers to set trail. Usually two hares set the trail, so tell the Hare Raiser you want a veteran co-hare to help out and show you the ropes.

+ What are the Hash By Laws?

- What are the Hash By Laws?

Um…we're the hash, we don't have by laws. Well, we had one but we lost it. If you know where it is, please do return it. Unfortunately for some, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts does have a few "rules". As such, all who attend our events must be of legal drinking age (21 as of this writing). It is also important and necessary that you have a valid, state issued photo id to attest to your age, as most of the establishments we visit will require it.

+ Who contributed to this page?

- Who contributed to this page?

Public Nuisance and Puff 'N Stuff contributed to this page.